Age Test & Life summary

This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12.
(Well, I only missed one, wasn’t that tough, maybe we should limit this to 25 & under, and NO CHEATING, like asking Wayne & Doc Rock)
Post your answers, and I’ll go back and let ya know how ya did later….
This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun! Good luck youngsters.

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was..
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went....
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and....
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings....
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill..
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish..
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today..
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV

20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors


Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.



GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.. ..
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . .. having friends.
At age 17 success is . .. having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . .. . .having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . .. having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . .. . having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.

Obviously I'm too old, I didn't hesitate on any.

ShilohLady wrote: Obviously I'm too old, I didn't hesitate on any.

me too!

lol That's why I said "maybe we should limit this to 25 & under" lol

My answers:
1. Flinstones Vitamins
2. Cassius Clay
3. It's You
4. Good night Irene
5. When you use Tide
6. Maynard G. Krebbs
7. Pants on fire
8. The American Way
9. It's Howdy Doody Time!
10. Oh, my!
11. Over 40
12. Joe Namath
13. A little dab'll do ya!
14. On Blueberry Hill
15. Mary Martin (J.R.'s mom)
16. John, Paul, George, & Ringo
17. Who wrote the book of love?
18. Cause I eats me spinach
19. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

So this was a flop... here they are
Below are the correct answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

I got 20 right, so I guess I'm above average. Lovin' it!! :woo hoo:

The bad part is we're old, the good part is we maintained our memory.

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was..
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
i was not into comic strips (guess)
F. We quit

4. Good night David.
Don't know guessing
C. Good night Irene

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went....
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend (guess again)
E. Corky B. Dork

7. Liar, liar... (at least I got an easy one)
C. Pants on fire

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and... (guessing again these are hard)
D. World peace

9. Hey kids! What time is it? (Or is that dummy up)
C. It's Howdy Doody Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears... (I loved that movie)
E. Oh my

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....(guess again)
C. Carrying a briefcase

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.... (what?)
C. Joe Namath

13. Brylcream...
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill.. (thanks to my parents being from the 50's)
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
C. Doris Day

16. Name the Beatles... (give me a break)
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
D. Who wrote the book of love?

18. I'm strong to the finish..
B. Cause I eats me spinach

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today..
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera

20. What do M & M's do? ( I am sorry that sounded sexual )
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

I got 20 right, so I guess I'm above average. Lovin' it!! :woo hoo: