Finish the phrase....

...when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

How about:
There is nothing wrong with your television set, do not adjust the horizontal.....

do not adjust the vertical..there is nothing wrong with your television set...

serenity wrote: do not adjust the vertical..there is nothing wrong with your television set...

Now I think you add your own

Except, I didn't FINISH the phrase - couldn't remember the end - forfeited my right to to put an unfinished phrase out there... :help:

outer limits is the best I can do

Actually the first part of the Outer Limits intro went like this...

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity."

Here's a new one:

"It tastes like a chocolate milkshake, only......"

better?

Wayne Harrison wrote: "It tastes like a chocolate milkshake, only......"

you're wife knows for sure."