Al Gore Pick Up Lines

*Yes sweetheart, I really an a robot and I`m programmed to last all night.

*Here`s an inconvenient truth, baby " I want to get into your lockbox!

*I can do the Macarena while I`m knocking boots!

*Boxer or briefs? Neither honey, I`m ready to rock your world!

*I not only invented the Internet, I invented cyber sex, call me!

*You heard of global warming? I will set your lockbox on fire!

*I should of got the Nobel Peace Prize for my lovemaking skills!

*I actually got more action than Bill Clinton in the White House!

*There's a glacier in my pants....can you melt it?

*Can I warm your globes?

*Our sweat will make the oceans rise.

* Can we go back to my room and practice capping my BP oil derrick?

* I know Paul McCarthy, would you like to meet him?

* Drill Baby Drill

* Let's pretend we are Alaskan Polar Bears and reproduce

* Would you like to visit my North Pole?

* 69 is the optimal position of a thermometer in the winter. What's your optimal position?


*Do you want to meet Little Al Gore?

*I promise you a kinky night of passion, I was Vice President after all. I know all about vice!

*Do you take carbon credits?

*I invented inter ...course.

*Is it cold in here or you just happy to see my Nobel Peace Prize?

*Would you like to rub my noble piece for a prize?

Could we exhale some carbon?

What's worse for humanity? 4/5 degree increase of temperature or 45 degree lift in Al Gore's pants?

My personal favorite: "Can I warm your globes? " :thumbsup: So RT - I gather you're not into him as much as I am, right?

I;m not into him...but I'm up for warming globes.

residenttroll wrote: I;m not into him...but I'm up for warming globes.

lol