Dumb Jokes.

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My boyfriend said he's getting fed up with my constant guitar puns.
I told him not to fret.

LOL .... I have a friend in a band, have to share this with him!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I need to find a new source of electricity.

Not happy with my current supplier.

So far, these seem to have been puns.

What is purple and goes "slam, slam, slam slam"??

A four-door grape.

my brother: "I went fishing today and caught a huge mattababy!!"

me: "what's a mattababy??

him: nothing, whatsa matta with you!?

That's about as funny as a henway.

whatsa, . . . . oh never mind!

Hahaha I googled dumb jokes, I like this one:

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and Ships.