1) If you can't eat it out of the container it comes in don't buy it.
2) Paper plates, paper towels, and plasticware where invented for a reason.
3) Pick up the food with your hands and eat it; works well on almost anything except soup.
4) Got tinfoil, a heat source, and raw food? A foil pouch full of raw food on the heat source makes an easy meal, throw away the foil when you are done.
5) If you have to use a pot or a pan to cook, well seasoned cast iron is your friend. When the food is gone clean up is a paper towel some oil and another paper towel.
6) POTHOLDERS?! Who needs potholders?! I own three decent pairs of welding gloves (the really good pair is only for welding)!
7) Find a career that keeps you on the road more than you are home and eat in restaurants when possible, that way dishes are not your job. I advise looking for a career that covers per diem for food and lodging before adopting this idea.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Refer to rule two (pun intended) and supplement with "never fail to harvest a roll or two of TP from the hotels you frequent."
Edited to be more suitable for the campfire.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
The kitties have first shot. They don't need tunes. Then I fire up the grill and throw them in a big stock pot on top. Boil, wipe, rinse out on the deck then air dry.
Surveyor wrote: The kitties have first shot. They don't need tunes. Then I fire up the grill and throw them in a big stock pot on top. Boil, wipe, rinse out on the deck then air dry.
You throw your kitties in a big stock pot???? :VeryScared: