What would you rather see on your back deck?

I didn't even think of Benji being on the $100.00! I just thought it would be creepy to see a respectable dead guy on the deck. (What the heck...did I have too much NyQuill last night?)

I'd vote for the Fat Tire weirdo. Squirrels in the attic seem to be awake and chewing way too early. At least before I want to get up and deal with the scoundrel. Those fluffy punks!

People scare me. lol Would much rather see a critter on the deck, then, at least I know what I am dealing with.

It's between the bear and Salma Hayak sunbathing topless.