Little info you may not know about Roswell

26 Nov 2011 10:09 #11 by ScienceChic

Martin Ent Inc wrote: Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is tha...t in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr, Hillary Rodham Clinton, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, Barbara Boxer.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jack***es? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

This would be really funny if it could be a little more believable, but alas, as Kate pointed out earlier , it is not to be.

I like to substitute my own names in there and really get a chuckle (VL, Viking, RT, various others...) :biggrin: Although...that might be giving more credit to RT than he deserves - after all, the aliens were intelligent enough to create interstellar travel... lol

P.S. I have no problems with swearing, love to do it myself, but please do keep in mind that this thread was started in the Campfire ladies and gents. Thanks!

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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26 Nov 2011 10:13 #12 by chickaree
Sorry SC. I assumed such a provocative joke was in the Ring.

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26 Nov 2011 10:36 #13 by ScienceChic
No worries! I forget to check which forum I'm in often. :)

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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26 Nov 2011 16:45 #14 by navycpo7

chickaree wrote: rofllol So now you are trying to tell me that once a woman reaches "that certain age" that she is no longer allowed to swear? I suppose next you'll be ordering me to the kitchen to make you a sandwich. I'll leave you to guess where you can put that sandwich, and since you asked yes, my grandkids are proud as all of us are of each other. That's how loving families work.



Depends on what type of sandwich, :biggrin:

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