The greatest thing since the discovery of sliced bread

Sunshine Girl wrote:

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Sunshine Girl wrote:

Photo-fish wrote:

Vice Lord wrote: Are you one of those guys that can't find a woman to breed with him so you act like your sisters kids are like your kids?

No. I've been with the same wonderful lady for almost 19 years (New Years is our Anniversary) and although we can't have kids naturally, we cherish the times we get to spend with all our little nephew and nieces. We love kids, just other peoples. But I remember having Cookie Crisp when I was around 10.

Very nice PF. Happy early Anniversary to both of you!

Oh, ah...Well yes

I did'nt know that was the situation PF... I apologize...

I'll tell you a little story about that..I have a lot of kids but there was a 3 to 4 year strecth when my wife wasn't getting pregnant. She thought it was me!? Ridiculous..After nagging me to go to a doctor for a few years I went and they told me to fill this vile with man chowder and return it. I did'nt want to drive home so I moved my car to a remote part of the parking lot and started doing my business...Whata know right when I was about to explode some guy pulls in right next to me..I got completely stifled and only about half of the man mayoniase came out. It was a very small sample... The guy was just sittin in his car!? WTF!? I was getting pissed. I got out to walk in the sample and he gets out.. I say "WTF man, you could park anywhere in the lot and you park right next to me!?" We jawed all the way into the building and I swear I said "you park way out there so you can jerk off in the car or something!" I must say he acted a bit taken aback by it all..He talked back but not much...He looked just like Tony Saragoosa.

Well the doctor said I had a low sperm count, I tried to explain what happened to everybody but nobody really accepted that story...Well 5 kids, and a couple of abortions later I was proven right

:don'tknow: what to say to that.

True Story..I rember when the nurse gave me the vial I said "how do I do it?" and she rolled her eyes..I said do you have room or a broom closet I could use and she said "no, you'll have to go home" and then bring it right back