Last night I saw an accident on the corner of the Third and Green
Two cars collided and I got excited
Just being part of that scene
It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter
Pamela was driving the car
They got hit by a man in a light blue sedan
Who had obviously been to a bar
Chorus
They don't know how lucky they are
They could have ran into that tree
Got struck by a bolt of lightning
And raped by a minority
It was a four-way stop dilemma. We all arrived the same time
I yielded to the man to the right of me
And he yielded it right back to mne
Well, the yield when around and around and around
Till Pamela finally tried
Just then the man in the light blue sedan
Hit Pamela's passenger side
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Pamela hit her head on the mirror. Mrs. Walker got a bump on knee
The man hit himself in the face and said
"Why does this happen to me?"
The neighbors came out and they gathered about
Saying "Hey! who hit who anyway?"
Then the police arrived at a quarter to five
And pronounced all the victims "Okay"