Looking for an attractive 30-40something year old (preferably with red hair but not required) old to provide housekeeping and sexual services for room and board. Must come equipped with one and only one child old enough to cut, split and carry firewood.
neptunechimney wrote: Looking for an attractive 30-40something year old (preferably with red hair but not required) old to provide housekeeping and sexual services for room and board. Must come equipped with one and only one child old enough to cut, split and carry firewood.
You might try offering some bonus pay for candidates who own their own boat (with a reliable motor) and love to fish - especially cleaning and cooking every fish anyone catches. Double bonus for deaf mutes.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
MUST LOVE OLD MEN! Nympho preferred!
