Republicans Have More Orgasms, According to Match.com

Republican Lead the Polls—In Orgasm

Yep, you heard that right. Republicans—and conservative Republicans, for that matter—reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats. Sure, these answers are self-reported, but the survey was conducted anonymously online. What reason do they have to lie?

Women Hate Bad Sex

A full 50 percent of women say that “bad sex” would be a deal-breaker in a relationship, compared with just 44 percent of men. It’s surprising, since men are almost three times more likely to be thinking about sex at any given moment, and 39 percent report being turned off by a low sex drive in a partner. But women are the ones who can’t handle a bad lay. Other deal-breakers for the modern woman? A man who’s lazy (72 percent), disheveled or unclean (71 percent), too needy (69 percent), or lacks a sense of humor (58 percent).

Prince Charming Was Probably Gay

Sorry, Snow White, but gay men may be more romantic than their heterosexual comrades—at least about falling in love. Match found that gay men are 9 percent more likely than straight men to believe in love at first sight and 14 percent more likely to say they’ve experienced it. No wonder they’re always hitting the gym.