Boulder man finds note from Xcel about dead goose on roof

Lenorovitz arrived at his south Boulder home Friday to find a notice on his door that said, "There is a dead goose on your roof. We think it flew into power lines and caused an outage -- Xcel."

Wait.. it gets even better.

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-coun ... i_20092152

Regardless, Lenorovitz had to figure out how to get rid of the dead bird on his roof. He called animal control, hoping officers would remove it. "They were kind of dismissive and said the onus was on me to get rid of it," he said.

He went to Craigslist, listing the goose under "free stuff" in hopes that somebody looking for a meal would pick it up. Sure enough, just hours after the post went up, somebody came by to claim the bird.

mmmm, roast Goose. Maybe a little well done though. LOL

HA!

When I was living in Charlotte, NC, there was a morning radio show with two comedians and they were so funny (in the 70's). John Boy and Billy. I just googled them and it looks like they have gone nationwide- http://www.thebigshow.com/
They had many recurring characters on the show, one of which was Floyd the Barber (from Andy Griffith show). Keep that voice in your head close by.
Background: At that time, there was another town right outside of Charlotte, but across the SC state line that was on "the river" and many people commuted from there homes on the river to Charlotte on a 2 lane country highway. Lots of farmland and cows along the highway.

One day, there was a dead cow along side the road and no branch of government would claim responsibility to remove it. The state would say the county and the county would say the state and the township, well you get the idea. Thousands of commuters drove past that cow every day and were not liking the image of this cow on the side of the road. Meanwhile, this cow was starting to "enlarge", legs sticking out straight and it looked like it would explode at any minute.

The story made it to John Boy and Billy and they sent their Investigative Reporter, Floyd the Barber, out on location to see what he could find out. You hear Floyd (remember that voice I asked you to keep handy in your head?) interviewing the other cows:

Floyd: "Did you knoooooooooow the deceased?"
Cows: "moooooooooooooooo"
Floyd: "Do you think druuuuuuuuuuuuugs were involved?"
Cows: "mooooooooooooooo"

thinking about it today, I could see this coming right outta Southpark

HA