Only do the Double Stuff myself. Twist it open.......lick all the delicious, creamy white goo from the middle, eat one of the hard pieces, and toss the other one. Now I want one!
" I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. " Mae West
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Steven Wright - “My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”
I hate OREO cookies, yechh. Steve Wright is funny as heck though.
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.
