Do you need help getting dressed?

Don't make fun of my slippers. They were a gift.

terbear wrote: paca MAM'S ... You crack me up . Two ladies who chop up wood with their chainsaw and sheepskin slippers on.
Who needs help dressing . Real mountain woman chop wood in their slippers.

I split wood at Paca's in her slippers while you were working, girlfriend

I buy my pants the same place I buy car batteries. .....
(that was a joke on a sitcom - I forget which ---- but Sears does have a Lands' End corner)

I have two hand-made suits, though - that I dig out when I need to.

Since Durango doesn't have a real Sears - I do most of my shopping these days at Big R.

Finally, I'm less interested in having help getting dressed ---- than undressed.

otisptoadwater wrote: ... Well worn bib overalls and a simile when the weather is nice, ...

I hate shopping but would love to know where you get your similes.

Mtn Gramma wrote:

otisptoadwater wrote: ... Well worn bib overalls and a simile when the weather is nice, ...

I hate shopping but would love to know where you get your similes.

Similes? I meant smiles. What can I say, I have fat fingers on the ends of both paws. I suppose I could live out my days in a constant state of anger at the world and everything in it, instead when something bothers me I'll say so and move on. Life is too short to be angry all the time and when you are angry very often the only person who is effected is yourself.

Good to know I am not the only procrastinator up here. Been known to chop firewood in my bathrobe and slippers at 20 degrees. LOL I hate those pesky neighbors of mine who show off with their neatly stacked, huge piles of split firewood, probably did it back in September when it was 70. Wusses!

otisptoadwater wrote:

Mtn Gramma wrote:

otisptoadwater wrote: ... Well worn bib overalls and a simile when the weather is nice, ...

I hate shopping but would love to know where you get your similes.

Similes? I meant smiles. What can I say, I have fat fingers on the ends of both paws. I suppose I could live out my days in a constant state of anger at the world and everything in it, instead when something bothers me I'll say so and move on. Life is too short to be angry all the time and when you are angry very often the only person who is effected is yourself.

P.S. I knew it was a typo, but it was a fun one.

I was waiting for someone to ask if I really go commando in warm weather, hence the reason the bib overalls MUST be well broken in! A lesser man than me would also point out the tendency of the indigo dye to transfer off of new denim to bare skin; blue skin on certain parts of the body could be a deal breaker for even the most aggressive Cougar and/or her rural counterpart the Mountain Lion. Hey, this here is a family show so I ain't going there...

Cougar, mountain lion? You are a hunter? I thought it was a big deal to get a bear tag. Never heard of one for a big cat. Perhaps you poach them? No need to answer that.