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They're not in stock yet but I hope to have a limited quantity of DVD re-winders on hand for Christmas. Stay tuned for more exclusive offers!
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
