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30 Things You Can Say to Both Your Toddler and Your Drunk Friend
26 Oct 2015 21:21 #1
by ScienceChic
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
Some of these I've said to friends, perhaps one or two 
were uttered my direction in my lifetime (I plead the 5th). 
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30 Things You Can Say to Both Your Toddler and Your Drunk Friend
by Meredith Masony
Posted: 10/23/2015
were uttered my direction in my lifetime (I plead the 5th). Click the link for the full list.30 Things You Can Say to Both Your Toddler and Your Drunk Friend
by Meredith Masony
Posted: 10/23/2015
Toddlers can be irritable, opinionated, self-righteous creatures. Parenting them often reminds me of taking care of a drunk friend. A drunk friend who lives with you and never leaves. Nonetheless, toddlers and irresponsible friends happen.
Here are 30 things you can say to both your toddler and your drunk friend:
1. You can't nap here. You need to go to your bed.
17. Don't point, it's rude.
20. Please hold my hand in the parking lot. I don't want you to get hit by a car.
21. I don't have any more money. Please stop asking.
22. I know I said you could have ice cream, but it's too late now.
30. I told you to sit here. Why did you leave? You have to tell me when you're going somewhere.
Next time you have the task of taking care of a drunk friend, remember why you love them.
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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29 Oct 2015 23:45 #2
by ScienceChic
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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