Really sharp, stinky cheese. The kind that smells like a cross between hot dirty socks and a rotting dead animal. Why can't you keep it in the house? IT STINKS! However if you like that kind of cheese as much as me you eat it anyhow!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus