Well... Maybe we are of similar minds... I'm not sure I'd name my kids Walker and Texas Ranger if I ever had kids (where is that sarcasm font when you need it?), at this point it's not impossible but highly unlikely. I like to think I have a slightly more traditional (think 1950's, Dad giving everyone a lesson in accountability and taking the hard line on what is right) approach to life in general...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus