"Wow, they can't afford hot lunch programs for seniors; or funds for NPR; or funds for Planned Parenthood.... But they CAN afford $600,000 for a sculpture of a fairy riding a toad...."
I would say the seniors who need a hot lunch and those soon-to-be unemployed at NPR and Planned Parenthood should go down TODAY and see a recruiter about joining the military. Then they would have three hots and a cot. It's the perfect solution. rofllol
I think we should press elderly gays into military service too. A special draft with a special mission in the hinterlands of Waziristan where they can learn about REAL compassion and tolerance.