Yes, the Gov't is a bit late, especially since you, I and Grady have been planning and preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse for going on 3-4 months now!
You must realize that I have invested much time and energy into developing a sound strategy to defend myself and my loved ones from such an Zombie Apocalypse. (I hope you have been, too!).
I am still troubled by the fact that I may have to shoot one of my beloved family members, or one of my dearest friends, directly in the head, should they become Zombies themselves. This, as everyone should know, is the only way to stop the advance of any number of Zombies; from a single entity, to a complete Zombie Hoard. (You may also consider separating the head from the body in a manner of decapitation).
It most assuredly grieves me to consider taking such drastic and conclusive action and I must beg your forgiveness for any appearance of inpropriety or heartlessness, but I find no other alternative but to allow my flesh to be devoured, leading to my eventual transformation into another of the Zombie Hoard or to allow the same to occur to one of my most dearest family members or one of my closest friends.
Mtn Gramma wrote: Anyone who doesn't believe in Zombies hasn't seen me before my first cuppa kicks in. Sheesh - if that ain't proof I don't know what is.
There is a similarity but everyone must acknowledge the ramifications of a full-on Zombie attack, or Zombie Apocalypse.
This is not to be taken lightly nor is it a laughing matter! :VeryScared: :VeryScared: :VeryScared:
Oh Milla, may I touch your .......................................................gun? I love it when you bend down and I can see your ....................................mag pouch.
Okay, I'm back now.