Conversation Voice wrote: An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it.
Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.”
The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him.
The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies.
“What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens.
“What’s wrong?” asks the atheist.
The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”
A Rabbi had an emergency and the only place he could get a procedure done was at the Catholic hospital. After the operation, he was in his room, recovering, still in pain and he asked the nun/nurse… “Sister… do you think you can remove that cross from the wall above my bed” and the nun asked… “Well… why good Rabbi… does it really bother you that much” and he responded… “I just thought one suffering Jew in this room was enough.”
