Great Orators of the Democrat Party

'One man with courage makes a majority.'
- Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.'
- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'
- John F. Kennedy


And, from today's genius Democrats...


'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?''
- Bill Clinton

'That Obama... I would like to cut his NUTS off.'
- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'
- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet'
- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their butt'
- Joe Biden

'America is... is no longer, uh, what it... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.'
- Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.
- Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'
- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'
- Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?


''Life's tough... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne

Have you ever posted a thread that wasn't one of those dumb forwarded emails?

AV, I see the carp has taken the bait...dumb, but you took hook, line and sinker :VeryScared:

You surprised me with your clever carp analogy! I thought you were going to say I had "drunk the koolaid". Since it is practically the only other thing you post besides these stupid emails.

still coming back to the bait I see, how foolish you look rofllol :woo hoo:

outdoor338 wrote: AV, I see the carp has taken the bait...dumb, but you took hook, line and sinker :VeryScared:

She hasn't taken anything but YOU to task for posting meaningless tripe. Have you been taking snark lessons from Lady Jazzer... if you have... you should get a failing grade... dumb.

Oh, a nice big carp for the bait, didn't know you were that stupid GOP, but no surprise there! You are the best catch so far..

outdoor338 wrote: Oh, a nice big carp for the bait, didn't know you were that stupid GOP, but no surprise there! You are the best catch so far..

Drinking awful early this morning... aren't you?

Oh yes Outdoor, you are certainly the Master-Baiter of 285Bound.

But don't forget the great orators of today's republican party....

'I have a wide stance when going to the bathroom.'
- Larry Craig (to police officer)

'I am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock.'
- Mark Foley (to 17-year-old male page)

'Go f**k yourself.'
- Dick Cheney (to member of Senate leadership)

'Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?'
- George W. Bush

'I can see Russia from my house.'
- Sara Palin

'Too many whites are getting away with drug use...Too many whites are getting away with drug sales...The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too.'
- Rush Limbaugh, in 1995

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing." -
-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?" -
-Sen. Rick Santorum

"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale."-
-Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez

"I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people." -
- Attorney General John Ashcroft

"Hmmm, uhh, hah -- ummm -- I, the answer is -- I haven't really thought of it that way, heh, heh. Heh. Here's how I think of it. Ummm -- heh heh. First I've heard of that, by the way, I, ah -- uhh -- the, uhh -- I, I guess I'm more of a practical fella. Uhh. I vowed after September the 11th that I would do everything I could to protect the American people. And, uhh -- my attitude, of course, was affected by the attacks.ha ha ...ummm Let me see... I knew we were at a war. I knew that the enemy, obviously, had to be sophisticated, and lethal, to fly hijacked airplanes, uhh, into -- facilities that would, we would, killing thousands of people, innocent people, doin' nothing, just sittin' there goin' to work."-
-President George W Bush,

"ok skippy! Packers end up second in div, lose to Vikings one game this year!"
-Outdoor 338 -Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:48 pm

One could add a brazillion more from Palin, Quayle and Bush the stupid, but you get the picture

Be de be de be de that's all Folks.