You know, this law is completely sexist. Women would have to wait for rigor mortis to set in, which may not happen to a satisfactory degree in time, whereas the guys can "enjoy" :Sick: their wives for the entire time. I'm outraged :protest: - yet again we get screwed (and not in a good way)! Down with the sexist horny pigs!
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
