"White Bread" (sung to the tune of "Half Breed")

Dedicated to Elizabeth Warren... our new Ward Churchill

"White Bread" (sung to the tune of Cher's "Half Breed")

Harvard hired me as part Cherokee
All I wanted was to attend parties
And to teach the white mans law
No one even knew that I was an Indian Squaw

[CHORUS:]
White Bread, now that's all I ever hear
White Bread, how it's ringing in my ear
White Bread, high cheekbones we don't care
Why don't you take your case to Indian Affairs.

I never settled, went from school to school
Finally ended up as Harvards fool
And now all the country is laughing at me
"Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"

[Repeat Chorus]

The tribe rejects me but I feel no shame
I work at Harvard, I have money and fame
All my life I have taken what I can
And I don't care that they say I am

[Repeat chorus]

(parody lyrics by The Liberals GOP Twin)

Another liberal hypocrite bites the dust.

http://bostonherald.com/news/columnists ... 1061129153

Now I'm looking for a singer to record this for me. And I want to put a band together to play the tune. Any takers?

Did you say something?

I thought I heard flatulence?

The Liberals GOP Twin wrote: Dedicated to Elizabeth Warren... our new Ward Churchill

"White Bread" (sung to the tune of Cher's "Half Breed")

Harvard hired me as part Cherokee
All I wanted was to attend parties
And to teach the white mans law
No one even knew that I was an Indian Squaw

[CHORUS:]
White Bread, now that's all I ever hear
White Bread, how it's ringing in my ear
White Bread, high cheekbones we don't care
Why don't you take your case to Indian Affairs.

I never settled, went from school to school
Finally ended up as Harvards fool
And now all the country is laughing at me
"Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"

[Repeat Chorus]

The tribe rejects me but I feel no shame
I work at Harvard, I have money and fame
All my life I have taken what I can
And I don't care that they say I am

[Repeat chorus]

(parody lyrics by The Liberals GOP Twin)

Another liberal hypocrite bites the dust.

http://bostonherald.com/news/columnists ... 1061129153

Your posts have always been depressing, now they are just sad.
I feel sorry for you. pathetic! get a life.

Want to bet that she pulls a Torricelli.

That sounds painful.

I have high cheekbones. So out I go to apply for every grant, scholarship, freebie available.

Warren should shut up instead of digging a deeper hole.

akilina wrote: I have high cheekbones. So out I go to apply for every grant, scholarship, freebie available.

Warren should shut up instead of digging a deeper hole.

So should JMC.

LadyJazzer wrote: I thought I heard flatulence?

That happens at your age...they make a good product to help you with that.