Romney Refers to Trees as "Just the Right Height"

Romney tried to hit all the right buttons in order to resonate with Michigan voters leading up to their February 28 primary, by making himself one of them again. “I was born and raised here. I love being in Michigan,” Mr. Romney said. ”Everything seems right here. You know, I come back to Michigan; the trees are the right height. The grass is the right color for this time of year, kind of a brownish-greenish sort of thing. It just feels right.”

As if those bizarre references weren’t enough to make one scratch their head, the candidate went on to further befuddle his audiences by offering up a paean to the state’s Great Lakes.

”I like seeing the lakes. I love the lakes. There’s something very special here. The Great Lakes, but also all the little inland lakes that dot the parts of Michigan.”

“You know, we’ve been to Massachusetts. I love the ocean, too, I do love the ocean, but there’s something special about lakes, where you don’t get salt on you after you’ve been swimming, where there’s no seaweed, where you don’t have to worry about things eating you in the water,” Mr. Romney said.

You can't make this stuff up... What a doofus... rofllol

Huh...."we've been to Massachusetts"? How many governors of a state say they have been to their state rather than they have lived there? Was he just passing through and decided to be governor for a while???

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Joe wrote: rofllol

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So?
Obama speaks any better when you take away his teleprompter?

Then again, even when Obama has a teleprompter script, he still messes up with "Polish" death camps and creates an international incident versus just a few guffaws in Michigan.

Obama is universally recognized as one of the great orators of all time, and seriously, what kind of anal retentive weasel straps the family dog to the top of the car on road trips to Wally World?

That says all I need to know about the man.

Super Malta wrote: Obama is universally recognized as one of the great orators of all time,

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By who?

FredHayek wrote: So?
Obama speaks any better when you take away his teleprompter?

Then again, even when Obama has a teleprompter script, he still messes up with "Polish" death camps and creates an international incident versus just a few guffaws in Michigan.

Yeah, and even with crib notes written on the palms of her hands, Palin couldn't remember what she reads, or that Africa isn't a "country"...

Gee, and we've seen how good the Mitt-tron is when he tries to say ANYTHING off-script...

I can hardly wait for the debates... Gov. Etch-a-Sketch is toast...

Your outrage bucket has been empty for a while...nothing even left to scrape.

LadyJazzer wrote: I can hardly wait for the debates... Gov. Etch-a-Sketch is toast...

Those are going to be painful to watch. Gov. Etch-a-Sketch .vs. The Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm king.