Handy GOP translator

15 Aug 2012 21:56 #11 by Raees
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OK.

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15 Aug 2012 22:16 #12 by Blazer Bob
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Raees wrote: In case you don't understand what they mean...



Thanks, mind if I cross post it? Here is one you might like.

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16 Aug 2012 09:56 #13 by BearMtnHIB
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Democrat Translator
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16 Aug 2012 10:02 - 16 Aug 2012 10:05 #14 by Raees
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Nice to see our Congress working on the important problems of the country.

This person demonstrated that he is not fit to hold his post. There is no fact here - there is no attempt at logic or reason. I don't care which party he calls home - if I were in his district I would vote against him on principle.

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16 Aug 2012 10:02 #15 by BearMtnHIB
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Terminology Translator
DEMOCRAT – - – - – - – - REPUBLICAN
Arsenal of Weapons – - – Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands – - – - Swamps
Undocumented Worker – Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials – -Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery – - – Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed – - – - – - Well Protected
Narrow-minded – - – - – -Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share – Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control –Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives -Fireworks/Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass – - – Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity – Socialism
Multicultural Community – - – High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress – -Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich ” – - Self-Employed
Progressive, Change – - – -Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged – -Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle – - – - – - – Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future – - – Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform – - – - Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater – - – Conservative
Truants – - – - – - – - – – - – - – Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine – Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot – - – - - Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves – – Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee – -– Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich ” – Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby – - – - -NRA Members
Assault Weapon – - Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus – - –New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage – Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting – Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

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16 Aug 2012 10:07 - 16 Aug 2012 10:14 #16 by Raees
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I just looked up Thadeus McCotter and he's a real Republican winner, Fred...

From July 2 to September 21, 2011, he was a candidate for the Republican nomination for president in the 2012 election. After quitting his presidential campaign he decided to run again for his seat in Congress, but he failed to qualify for the 2012 Republican primary in his congressional district after massive fraud resulted in the rejection of approximately 85% of his petition signatures as invalid.

A month later, on July 5, The Detroit News reported that McCotter had spent much of the time since his presidential campaign failed writing a television pilot script for a comedy/variety show starring himself, to be called Bumper Sticker: Made on MoTown. It featured characters with the same nicknames he used for members of his staff and a guest appearance by conservative commentator S.E. Cupp. "They take pot shots about McCotter's ill-fated bid for the White House while spewing banter about drinking, sex, race, flatulence, puking and women's anatomy," the newspaper wrote.

The staffer who provided the News with a copy of the teleplay said McCotter had focused on writing the script at the expense of serving his constituents. McCotter said he had only written it at home, in his garage, and it was just a way of dealing with the failure of his presidential run. He said it was inspired by the Martin Mull series Fernwood 2 Night and called it "cathartic ... deliberately designed to be a train wreck." He had hoped that a conservative media production company might pick it up after he left Congress.

On July 6, 2012, McCotter resigned from the House amid the probe into voter fraud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaddeus_McCotter

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16 Aug 2012 10:08 #17 by LadyJazzer
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Yeah, another empty-suit teabagger headed for the scrap-heap of history. There will be more.

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