Romney Apologizes

Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars'

SALT LAKE CITY—Seeking to limit the fallout from a videotaped speech in which he asserts 47 percent of Americans “pay no taxes” and do not take “personal responsibility and care for their lives,” Mitt Romney hastily called a press conference today to apologize personally to the “150 million starving, filthy beggars [he] might have offended.”

Saying that he deeply regretted his choice of words at a private $50,000-a-plate fundraising function in May—during which he argued “[his] job is not to worry” about the lower-earning half of the nation’s populace—Romney personally appealed to the country’s “dirt-caked garbage pickers and toothless street urchins” for forgiveness.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney ... ing,29603/

I love The Onion! (yes even when the pick on our President!)

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-575 ... s-remarks/

It's the Onion becky......countering their article is not really necessary. We all know that Romney meant exactly what he said.

netdude wrote: http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney ... ing,29603/

I love The Onion! (yes even when the pick on our President!)

I love the Onion too, and that was damn funny. Thanks for the laughs. I laugh at all their articles too, no matter which side they pick on. LOL



The only thing better than the Onion is the SNL debates.

My favorite headline was "Bush approves exploratory drilling in Jena Bush's wetlands" (back when ANWR was in the news).

I dunno.....sometimes the Onion articles are more accurate than the actual news reports....and yes, even when they feature Obama

I LOVE The Onion!

They are having a special on them at Outback SH.

It's fun to email an onion link to some of my older, more clueless relatives and let them believe it's true. Usually get a response of OMG!!! I can't believe that!!! And then after a day or two when they've told the story to someone else who debunked it, I get the #@$% email. So funny.