Oddest book title of the year: 'How to Poo on a Date'

26 Mar 2014 19:15 #11 by otisptoadwater

I'm fascinated by beautiful women, and thats (sic) about it.


You would do well to put your comments in context, what you just posted suggests that you stalk "...I'm fascinated by beautiful women..." at interstate rest stops. Any interactions with law enforcement that you'd care to confess to while you're at it? Oh, and by the way in the portion of your post that I quoted you probably meant "that's" as in "that is" not thats.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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26 Mar 2014 19:23 #12 by Unpopular Poster
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otisptoadwater wrote:

I'm fascinated by beautiful women, and thats (sic) about it.


You would do well to put your comments in context, what you just posted suggests that you stalk "...I'm fascinated by beautiful women..." at interstate rest stops. Any interactions with law enforcement that you'd care to confess to while you're at it? Oh, and by the way in the portion of your post that I quoted you probably meant "that's" as in "that is" not thats.


Congratulations Otis, you can write grammatically correct postings, how much p***y is that gettin ya?

lol

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26 Mar 2014 19:28 #13 by otisptoadwater

...how much p***y is that gettin ya?


Aren't you married? Are you insinuating that you're getting more tale than me? How would your domestic partner feel about knowing you're out chasing common barflies and whores? Good luck getting out of that one, when your spouse reads this post you're "gonna have some "s'plaing" to do.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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26 Mar 2014 19:30 #14 by Unpopular Poster
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otisptoadwater wrote:

...how much p***y is that gettin ya?


Aren't you married? Are you insinuating that you're getting more tale than me? How would your domestic partner feel about knowing you're out chasing common barflies and whores?



Who said I was...? My wife is turned on by my poor spelling


And I think its obvious to everyone here that...... youre not getting any Otis, so don't act like youre some kind of romeo now

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26 Mar 2014 19:39 #15 by otisptoadwater
I'm not going to get between you and your domestic partner, that's all your business. If your wife gets turned on by your lack of command over the English language it says a lot about her IQ but that should already be in question, she married you! Besides not answering my question is obvious deflection, it's not about me, the question was addressed to you. I can do this all night, fire off another one and I'll put it right back in your face.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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26 Mar 2014 19:41 #16 by Unpopular Poster
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Otis P. Dumbwater
Male Prostitute


:rofllol

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26 Mar 2014 19:53 #17 by otisptoadwater

Vice Lord wrote: Otis P. Dumbwater
Male Prostitute



:rofllol


There was a movie made on that topic, I think Rob Schneider played VL in that one, although in retrospect Rob was way to masculine to represent the true VL. I think the Crying game would be a better movie reference for you, it's probably closer to your actual lifestyle.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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26 Mar 2014 19:56 #18 by Unpopular Poster
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Never saw it

You Casanova you

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26 Mar 2014 20:05 #19 by otisptoadwater
Next time you roll through the Scottish restaurant drive through (probably tonight or tomorrow afternoon, because who gets up and actually goes to work in the morning?) ask one of the folks working there to rent you a copy of European Gigolo, starting Rob Schneider out of the Redbox machine. You'll recognize your life story when you see it, I somehow suspect you know all about that movie and consulted on the script to ensure "authenticity."

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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26 Mar 2014 20:17 - 26 Mar 2014 20:22 #20 by Unpopular Poster
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Except for the 4 years when I was away at college, ive been with the same woman since..since the movie Love Story came out..1970 maybe? That was our first date, I rode her on my handlebars to the Arlington Theater- I think I was 9, she was 11 and if I remember correctly I got to 2nd or 3rd base later that night. I forget what 3rd base was? 2nd for sure, that's feeling her boobs right?

http://photos.cinematreasures.org/production/photos/23331/1314144628/large.jpg?1314144628

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