R U a Conservative, Democrat or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!
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Conservative's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

That is good. The wife's remark made it real.

By the way, the title of this thread is "R U a Conservative, Democrat, or Southerner".
I do believe that "Conservative" does not equal "Republican". Republicans gave up that description under Bush/Cheney.

major bean wrote: I do believe that "Conservative" does not equal "Republican". Republicans gave up that description under Bush/Cheney.

Southerner? is that PC for "Redneck"? rofllol rofllol

I took the test....Conservative Southerner....I got an extra bang.

Conservatives don't abide by your stupid PC bullsh**, Whatever. PC is a creation of you bleeding heart, Elite Progressives and the rest of us are sick of your stupid attempts to scare us, or threaten us, or in other ways keep us in line. We showed you on the 2nd. Don't take us lightly any longer, we are no longer silent and taking it!!!!

lol passed it on. thank you.

Nmysys wrote: Conservatives don't abide by your stupid PC bullsh**, Whatever. PC is a creation of you bleeding heart, Elite Progressives and the rest of us are sick of your stupid attempts to scare us, or threaten us, or in other ways keep us in line. We showed you on the 2nd. Don't take us lightly any longer, we are no longer silent and taking it!!!!

You have lost your sense of humor along with your mind...maybe a bash on the head will bring it back, the humor that is... :bash

Heck, I don't know what I am after reading the answers. Maybe you can help me? My answer would have been:

BANG! BANG! (Double Tap to be sure but no need to waste good ammunition, there might be more around the corner after all).

Park County:

Warning... Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.