Pretend You Are A Denver Airport TSA Agent ...

So does this guy pass your test as not a terrorist:

This is very offensive. More fair would be to include your president Clinton who killed two of my cousins with missles while they worked peacefully at a pharmaceutical factory in Khartoum, Sudan. That was the year 1998.

Sorry, you have to blame Monica Lewinsky on that one.

The strike was ordered when Clinton was on the hot seat over the Lewinsky affair. But at least he "didn't have sex with that woman." All they did was share a cigar.

How about this one? Does he pass the test?

Or maybe this one.... Does he pass the test?

Wow, the leftist guerrillas know their American history. I knew when I pointed out the skin color of little old ladies...they would come unglued...and they did. And then, they could only muster up three white boys to the nine recent terrorist posted but still can't seem to find any old white women terrorist.

By the way, were not all those white boys terrorist before 9/11?

Still trying to figure out why he didn't qualify as a terrorist? He was the white U.S. Marine who was discharged and turned communist, pro-Castro.