TSA in sticky situation

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

November 21, 2010

TSA agent gropes manA 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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Looks like they are getting too good at their job!

Did the TSA agent earn a purple heart for being shot while on duty?

TSA agent's new theme song from old Blue Eyes, "Cum Fly with Me"

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I wonder what charges were filed by TSA?

Discharging a Deadly Weapon at a Public Facility
Discharging Hazardous Material at a Public Facility
Sexual Misconduct While in the Care of a TSA Agent

JusSayin wrote: Did the TSA agent earn a purple heart for being shot while on duty?

I hear the TSA is starting to award ribbons and medals to it's "officers."

The Ribbon for this event .

TSA Meritorious Grab The Unit Ribbon

The Metal

TSA Achievement Medal for Civilian Ejaculation.

Assault? Really?

That's pitiful. It should be learning opportunity - you all are getting a wee bit too friendly with the passengers.

JusSayin wrote: Did the TSA agent earn a purple heart for being shot while on duty?

rofllol :rofl

So let me get this straight. It is against the law to 'refuse' to stand there and let a TSA agent feel you up for a while, but it is against the law for you to be able to touch your own body in the exact same place? So does that mean that the government now has more control over your body in public than you do?