I am Canadian

I AM CANADIAN
I am in the minority in Calgary ,
Vancouver , Toronto
and every casino in this country..


I was born in the forties, fifties or
sixties, yet I am somehow responsible for some First Nations people
being screwed out of their land in the 1700's!
I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario


I am allowed to skydive and smoke, but
not allowed to drive without a seat belt.


All the money I make until mid July must
go to paying taxes..


I live and work among people who believe
Americans are Ignorant....
These same people cannot name their own country's new territory.


Although I am sometimes forced to live
on hamburgers and don't have a pot to piss in,
I sleep well knowing that my taxes
helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled
refugee.


Although they are unpatriotic and
constantly try to separate...
Quebec still provides most of my
nation's prime ministers.


95% of my nation's international
conflicts are over fish.


I'm supposed to call black people
African Canadians,
although I'm sure none of them have ever
been to Africa for that matter.
I am being told that paying a 200% tax
on alcohol is fair.


I am also being told that the same tax
on gasoline is also fair.


Even if I have no idea what happened to
that old rifle myGrandfather gave me when I was 14, I
will be considered a criminal if I don't register it.


I am being told that spending $15 billion to promote the French
language in the rest of Canada is fair when the province of
Quebec doesn't support or even recognize the ENGLISH language.


I am being told that paying $1million for 3 Stripes
('The Voice of Fire' painting in Ottawa)
by the National Art Gallery was a good
purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever
see it.


When I look at my pension and realize
that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say
'Oh well, at least we have better health
care than the U.S.A..'


I must bail out big corporations who
drive their business into the ground and say,
'yeah that's ok.'
And When they move all their manufacturing
plants and jobs to a third world country and say,
'no problem.'


I must fork over my portion of the 11.5 million dollars to show the
Queen of England and her family a good time visiting in my country
even though I can't afford to visit the province next to me.


My National Anthem has versions in both official languages.

Canada is the highest taxed nation in North America, the biggest Military
buffer for the United States, and the number one destination for fleeing terrorists.


The Lord's prayer is not allowed in our schools anymore because of other
religions who chose to move here.

I am an angry white person.

I am one pissed off taxpayer, who is broke
I am Canadian !!!

If they weren't so dependent on Socialism they might riot in the streets like the Egyptians just did. Best Health Care system in the world? I disagree with that one.

"I am an angry white person."

Got it.

Nmysys wrote: If they weren't so dependent on Socialism they might riot in the streets like the Egyptians just did. Best Health Care system in the world? I disagree with that one.

I figured that was tongue in cheek. I don't think the writer is very enamored with their country. I would hope it would give Americans pause as to the path the regime is dragging this country down.

Soulshiner wrote: "I am an angry white person."

Got it.

Another case of S.O.S.

I took it as a country that had similar problems to the Un-United States.

AV8OR wrote: I took it as a country that had similar problems to the Un-United States.

They are a little further ahead on the utopian road to hell. They have already reached the point of no return. The sign reads "You have reached complacency".

Soulshiner:

I admit it. I am an angry white person. Do you want to know why or just want to hit and run? Or do you know why?

I know all that I need to know about you. You have presented yourself quite clearly on these boards.

Soul, as you have also..