Duck Law No. 1: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck. Restatement: All things are known by their attributes.
Duck Law No. 2: Even under ideal circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well intentioned, can be an eagle. Restatement: All things must be what they are.
Duck Law No. 3: A duck can pretend to be an eagle except in times of adversity. Restatement: Pretense and adversity are inversely proportional; adversity reveals the true nature of all things.
Duck Law No 4: No duck may be an eagle until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for talons and a beak. Restatement: All things remain as they are until the attributes that define them are abandoned. Then, and only then, can they evolve.
Duck Law No. 5: Ducks are noble creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes of other creatures because they are not eagles. Restatement: All things are honorable if they are what they are honestly, even if they are different from you.
Duck Law No. 6: The greatest duck that ever was cannot fly as high as even a modest eagle. Restatement: If one would soar with eagles, do not swim with ducks.
Duck Law No. 7: Ducks flock. Eagles fly alone. Ducks and eagles never mingle. Restatement: Choose company wisely.
Duck Law No. 8: A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. Restatement: Sometimes there is no answer.
