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23 May 2011 20:48 #1 by otisptoadwater
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Two farmers are walking through a field, one stoops down and dips his finger in some fresh runny cow dung and rubs it across his lips. The second farmer asks him why he did such a disgusting thing. The first one replies, ‘I have chapped lips!'. The second one asks him, ‘does it make them better?' He replies,' No! But it stops me from licking them!'
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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23 May 2011 20:50 #2 by CinnamonGirl
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Yuck.

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23 May 2011 21:14 #3 by otisptoadwater
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It might take a couple of tries but I bet it works... :biggrin:
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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23 May 2011 21:20 #4 by archer
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otisptoadwater wrote: It might take a couple of tries but I bet it works... :biggrin:



Try it, then report back. ok?

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