The Onion Horoscope for the Week of 5/24/11

24 May 2011 22:17 #1 by ScienceChic
http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-h ... 011,20532/

(I think it's time for me to get out of town!) :VeryScared: rofllol

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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24 May 2011 22:53 #2 by otisptoadwater
I always thought my sign was neon but if you are gonna use my birthday as a basis for a prediction it looks like I might have a good week!

Leo - It will be nothing short of inspiring to see how quickly the community mobilizes once your profile goes up on the dating sites.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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