A penguin is driving on a real hot day and suddenly his car starts acting up. He pulls into the first station he sees, and while the mechanic checks the car he goes to the Ice Cream Parlor across the street, and gets a big cone, he makes a big mess with his flippers, there is ice cream all over his face. He walks back across the street to check on his car. He asks the mechanic, " We'll, what does it look like?" The Mechanic replies, " It looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says, " Oh No! Its ice cream, REALLY!!"
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
