I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
There was a cute one on the back page of Consumer Reports this month.....a beer cap printed with "remove cap before drinking". If you need that info you have probably had too many already.