I was at checkout at Home Depot (in Golden) this morning and it was my turn and the woman at checkout says “what the hell do you want?” and then quickly says, “NOT YOU!, the guy behind you!” who happened to be the guy that sells the hotdogs right outside her door. I had a 7’ 12” wide board in my cart as I am making a closet and he says “you better watch how you talk to people, she’s got a board in her cart” to which I replied “and I know how to use it” to which he replied “most women do” HA!
He then went on to say that he was raised by his mom so he knows and then he added that he was the perfect blend of both female and male – half estrogen half testosterone. The checker looked at me and said “that is kinda gross, I don’t think I am buying any more hotdogs from him”. we laugh again...By now I am checked out and headed towards the door as I overhear him reply (he was next up) “you know, one half of me just got my feelings hurt and the other half is just plain pissed off”
