Listening to the scanner today....had a call come over that was pretty funny when it was done.
Fire Dept got a call on an unknown medical call.
RP stated that there was an unknown medical that was a "disaster"
crews arrived on scene only to find out that an individual had been given a cleaning bill and was told to call 911 if they didn't like it....So they did.
Crews responded only to find a lot of pissed off people.
My favorite was the guy who stopped in Johnson's Corner to get gas. His wife had been asleep in the backseat.
She woke up when he stopped and went in to use the bathroom.
The husband got his gas, unaware that his wife had left the vehicle, and when he was done he left the station and continued on his way.
The wife comes out of the store and realizes her husband is gone. Calls the Sheriff and the Sheriff's Dept attempts to pull the husband over for more than 50 miles.
They are finally successful and the story ended happily.
Becky wrote: They are finally successful and the story ended happily.
Until the cops were gone and the wife started discussing the incident with her husband . . . . :rofl
:bash He'll likely never hear the end of that one. It might just be that he had had enough of her and decided to take advantage of the opportunity... :Whistle
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Think I posted this once before,(can't remember where,tho).......police blotter in Fairbanks, Alaska. Call comes in from Chena
Hot springs,(25 miles or so out of Fairbanks proper).....neighbor is concerned because they heard shots fired from a cabin across
the way. Police dispatched,knock on cabin door,door opens.....police query the occupant...."are things ok here,we had a report
of shots fired".Bearded guy in flannel shirt and engineer boots opens the door WIDE and says.......AH HELL, I just got pissed off
at my lawyer and shot the phone off the wall"........sure enough, police peer inside the cabin and there is the wall phone shot to
hell,receiver dangling and swaying in the wind. Police bid the owner a good nite and leave premise.