Science Jokes

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We had a college student lab tech pull this crap all the time in the Lab. And Bubble wrap should be banned! LOL

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Here is a funny sign I've seen posted on a few Science and Engineering Lab doors.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are each given $50 to measure the height of a building.

The mathematician buys a ruler and a sextant, and by determining the angle subtended by the building a certain distance away from the base, he establishes the height of the building.

The physicist buys a heavy ball and a stopwatch, climbs to the top of the building and drops the ball. By measuring the time it takes to hit the bottom, he establishes the height of the building.

The engineer puts $40 into his pocket. By slipping the doorman the other ten, he establishes the height of the building.



A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician were out game hunting. The engineer spied a bear in the distance, so they got a little closer.

"Let me take the first shot!" said the engineer, who missed the bear by three metres to the left.

"You're incompetent! Let me try" insisted the physicist, who then proceeded to miss by three metres to the right.

"Ooh, we *got* him!!" said the statistician.



A proton and a neutron walk into a bar. They order a beer each and just as they are about to leave, the proton pays for his drink. The bartender lets the neutron leave without paying. The proton asks why, and the bartender says "Hes a neutron - no charge."