Man accidentally shoots girlfriend instead of hog

akilina
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24 Apr 2012 21:04 #1 by akilina

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Wonder if they are still girlfriend/boyfriend.

Man accidentally shoots girlfriend instead of hog
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otisptoadwater
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24 Apr 2012 21:13 - 24 Apr 2012 21:31 #2 by otisptoadwater

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If you subscribe to the idea of plausible denial it could be that this fellow just had enough of her excrement and happened to "miss" his shot at the hog... It happens.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

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Martin Ent Inc
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24 Apr 2012 21:28 #3 by Martin Ent Inc

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It's FL where when you have a disagreement with family, you go hunting together.

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mtntrekker
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25 Apr 2012 07:39 #4 by mtntrekker

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lol

Ticket for blindly shooting?

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akilina
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25 Apr 2012 08:41 #5 by akilina

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Martin Ent Inc wrote: It's FL where when you have a disagreement with family, you go hunting together.

lol

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Wily Fox aka Angela
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25 Apr 2012 10:28 #6 by Wily Fox aka Angela

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Martin Ent Inc wrote: It's FL where when you have a disagreement with family, you go hunting together.

rofllol :VeryScared: rofllol

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FredHayek
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25 Apr 2012 11:30 #7 by FredHayek

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The jokes write themselves.

Not to say she put on a lot of weight, but she was mistaken for a hog...
Guess he won't get to por* her any more...

But it was a dangerous stupid mistake, never "sound shoot".

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