Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas. Then drive to Waco, Austin, and San Antonio.
Then over to Houston, and down to Brownsville,
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.
Finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas. Then drive to Waco, Austin, and San Antonio.
Then over to Houston, and down to Brownsville,
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.
Finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas!
Your stereotype doesn't hold up for me
1-Independent]
2- what works best for the country
3-not a DC fan
4-major meat eater
5.guilty as charged
6-not opinion
7-least bad
8- have several and will use them.
Simplistic nonsense, exactly what I expect of you. Trust fund baby.
I imagine that Survivor, Texas Style would look a lot like this:
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I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
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