Well, I have to say that I must be better than I thought to be able to take care of things after I'm officially declared dead! I'll start working on world peace, eradicating all diseases, getting Republicans and Democrats to start working together productively and congenially, and mitigating climate change as soon as I get breakfast...wait, I'm dead, I don't need to eat! rofllol
My name is Sanusi Lamido, Governor CBN. We have just receive a sworn affidavit from Jerome F. Karlz of united States of America that you are dead, and that you signed a deed agreement with him to divert your contractual fund USD12.3m.Your immediate presence is needed here in Nigeria to sign the fund release document at the office of the president Federal Republic of Nigeria for final approval of your fund for wire transfer.
Happy Halloween!! The zombie apocalypse starts now!
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill