Bic Pens: Now for Women!

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I've always liked Ellen....and I'm so glad they finally came up with a pen for women.

i saw this and loved it! I love Ellen

These reviews have been out for a while and are even funnier than Ellen:

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Retractable-Medium-Point-FHAP21-Black/product-reviews/B005PFESMG/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

For example:

BOOM!!!!!!!

I went from stupid, idiotic, clueless female to instantaneous competent human BEING. Maybe it's how they fit in my lady hands. Maybe it's the smooth, feminine curves of the pen's encasing. Maybe it's the fact that there are pink AND purple pens that enables me to have successful firing of synapses. Maybe it's the description, so accurate, as having "a soft contoured grip for all day comfort" that makes me nostalgic for my Tampax Tampons. Maybe it's EVERYTHING.

Sometimes I put the pen in my pants at work to pretend I'm a man so my coworkers take me seriously, and you know what? IT WORKS. These pens are so multi-purpose it's not even funny.

I'm telling you. These pens are The Bomb Dot Com. Who needs equal pay when you got these PENS???