Why Grandfathers are different (not PC)

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, piece of crap, horse's ass, blind bastard, dipshit, camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

:rofllol Little kids are so much fun to be around, especially the younger ones who repeat everything they hear! A few years back I was helping my little brother build some shelves for his garage, my niece (probably around 4 years old) was watching us. My little brother hit his left index finger with his hammer, began to spout a stream of obscenities but stifled it at the last second when he realized his young daughter was there. It was at that moment that my niece said "does it hurt daddy? I bet it hurts like a b*tch!" I busted up laughing, my little brother shot me the evil eye, and my niece laughed with me while not really understanding what was so funny!