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A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the
captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
You can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:
At a high school in Kansas , a group of male students played a prank.
They let three goats loose inside the school.
But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.
School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...
And you thought there was nothing to do in Kansas
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." "I see, "the captain says. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This the Staten Island Ferry."
