What pranks do you have planned for your friends, family, and coworkers?
Yellow Sponge Cake:
Next trip to your favorite supermarket buy a few yellow sponges and a tub of chocolate frosting. Arrange the sponges on a plate in the manner a square cake would appear then cut the sponges into appropriate size servings. Put the first layer back on the plate, add a layer of frosting then add the second layer of sponges, more frosting, be a showoff and go for a third and forth layer - you get the idea. After covering the pile with frosting run a butter knife through the pre-cut sections so people can take a section of "cake" without having to cut it themselves. Leave the "cake" in the office break room or in a place that your family and friends would expect to find free snacks and walk away.
Non-Dairy Creamer:
IMHO, if you need to add thinners to your coffee then you need to rethink why you aren't drinking tea instead. A proper cup of coffee is hot, black, and able to float a horse shoe on its surface, with the horse attached. But I digress, there are those who must have that nasty chalky substance to enjoy a corrupted cup of coffee. So, buy a box of Alka-Seltezer and open all of the envelopes. Place the tablets into a mortor and grind them in to a fine powder with a pestle. Hijack the open non-dairy creamer container and pour half of it into a trash can, replace with ground up Alka-Seltezer, replace the non-dairy creamer container to its normal place.
Coffee and Some Color:
Don't have the time or resources for any of the pranks above? Get a vial of green or blue food dye (or why not both?) and when no one is watching the coffee pot(s) add the contents and stir. A proper pot of coffee won't show the additional colors until people start drinking the coffee and notice their lips and tongues (and anything they have spilled coffee on) have changed color. Especially funny when wearing dress whites just before an inspection.
Anyone planning to put live Gold fish in the water cooler or have some other diabolical prank in mind?
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
