Joe just had to have a smoke while taking his afternoon constitutional, he must have forgotten that day was the day the only food left on the roach coach was spicy bean burritos...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Unbeknownst to Marvin, the previous tenant had profusely sprayed highly flammable bug spray to get rid of the daddy longlegs that was in the corner and he lit his stogie.