Science Humor

BaconLover
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Mountain Legend

12 Aug 2013 20:25 #1 by BaconLover

Science Humor was created by BaconLover

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer and the neutron asks..."how much"...the bartender replies "for you, no charge".

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ScienceChic
Mountain Champion

12 Aug 2013 20:37 #2 by ScienceChic

Replied by ScienceChic on topic Science Humor

Here's some more - science humor is the best! http://mymountaintown.com/forums/the-fun-house/19249

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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otisptoadwater
Mountain Legend

12 Aug 2013 20:56 #3 by otisptoadwater

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I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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