Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting a

01 Oct 2013 09:56 #1 by Blazer Bob
http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/


...""The government shut down! We can do anything we like," shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. "Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can't stop you."

Eyewitnesses spoke of further horrors. On a quiet street in suburban Massachusetts, a man brought out a set of highly illegal lawn darts. In Maryland, there were allegations that an entire family had begun digging ditches to collect rainwater runoff.

With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men played Gibson guitars made of wood imported from India, but not finished by Indian workers. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment.

The victims were many. In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. "...

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01 Oct 2013 23:48 #2 by Blazer Bob
OMG this is really serious. :rofllol

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02 Oct 2013 00:01 #3 by otisptoadwater
In the meanwhile the actual Gubment continues to operate much the same as before. How about a day, 24 hours, of the ENTIRE machine shutting down? Shutdown ought to mean a real shut down instead of superficial closures that only last a few days.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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02 Oct 2013 07:15 #4 by LOL
:)

Thanks Bob, the part about the mattress labels was funny.

I'm going to go have some fun and tear off those labels right now while I still can! Neener neener Gubberment mattress police! Whoohooooooo!

LOL

There are some more good articles on the www.theonion.com about the gubberment shutdown.

If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2

Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.

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02 Oct 2013 08:44 #5 by Blazer Bob
"Morgen Richmond, of the former Verum Serum blog, has been doing great research on the closure of parks and monuments in Washington, D.C. by Obama and the Democrats, revealing rank hypocrisy and mean-spiritedness.

For example, The White House now claims that it needed to erect barricades at the WWII Memorial to keep out vistors, including a group of visiting WWII veterans, because parks service personnel know how to perform CPR. (Seriously, that’s the claim.)

But Morgen demonstrated that the WWII memorial is open 24 hours a day, but only staffed part of the day, which means that for much of the time it’s open there are no parks service personnel there at all. Such much for the bogus CPR defense."

http://legalinsurrection.com/2013/10/ob ... -shutdown/

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